2007-09-27
"I totally open umbrellas indoors."
I realise that the Promos are starting tomorrow and that in approximately 10 hours I will be numbing my ass off in the multi-purpose hall (nice multi-purpose, the only purpose i've ever seen it serve is as an examination venue...) and banging my head on my desk trying to crap stuff out for GP, but here goes anyway:
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? An awesome friend :)
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your trolley? Always, wo shi hao gong ming.
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? The last thing I kissed was Mr Woolly the hamster so... even though he doesn't really qualify as a PERSON, yeah I'd totally kiss him again, hahaha!
4. Do you play Sudoku? No, I try to have as little to do with numbers as possible.
5. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Absolutely. I would build myself a stable shelter, find my own food and water, make my own fire, and spend the rest of my life with nothing but a volleyball called Wilson for affable company.
6. Do you like tongue rings? Erh, no.
7. Could you ever date someone with different religious beliefs? I wouldn't even date in the first place unless my Dexter Morgan miraculously manifests in real life, haha...
8. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? Pursue! Hunt down and KILL KILL KILL!!!
9. Use three words to describe yourself at the moment. In deep shit.
10. Do any songs make you cry? Celtic music really moves me, and I've always been especially sensitive to Scarborough Fair for reasons unknown.
11. Are you continuing your education? I never let my schooling interfere with my education so yes, LIFE-LONG LEARNING HERE I COME!
12. Do you know how to shoot a gun? DO I! >:D
13. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you'd save? My sis, because she's already a hazard unto herself even WITHOUT the fire. But I guess she's more of a person than a thing, so hmm... Thing thing thing... I would save the fire extinguisher and put out the fire before it spreads anywhere near anything!
14. Who were the last 3 people you shared a bed with? I'm still sharing a bed with my sis now, the other 2 would be Rachel and Dawn during our crack sleepover when we stayed up past 1am watching Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, hahaha.
15. What colour are your eyes? Dark brown.
16. How tall are you? Tall enough to hurt you very badly if you make any jibes at my height.
17. What colour is your hair? It is a highly undecided shade of brown that is somewhere between dark brown and copper.
18. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you? If "it" means life, no, I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out so far so I think I'll decline to go back to square one. If "it" means the SOVA essay I just did, NO NO NO NO NOOO!!!
19. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yeah, they had all these weird black lines with numbers on the wall behind me and we all had to hold up a card with numbers and letters on it and look serious.
20. When was the last time you were at the mall? Last Sunday! I was at Tampines Mall's Starbucks very studiously mugging Lit and looking like a maniac with my veritable arsenal of highlighters and coloured pens stored on the table, behind my ears, in my hair, between my teeth, and in my lap.
21. Favourite ex? Execution.
22. Do you like mustard? Eeyerhh, no.
23. Do you prefer to sleep or eat? K.O.! SLEEPING WINS! Unless I am dying of starvation, then eating is t3h pwnage.
24. Do you look like your mum or dad? I look mostly like my mom.
25. How long does it take you to shower? About 20 minutes, excluding the time I take when I start playing with the soap suds.
26. Can you do the splits? I can do banana splits but I cannot do ballet splits.
27. What movie do you want to see right now? SHOOT 'EM UP! Or anything violent, I really really need to watch something violent...
28. Do you own a camera phone? Yes, but it sucks to high skyhooks.
29. Was your mum a cheerleader? ... Not that I KNOW of...
30. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? I average at 6 on normal days. During holidays, I wake up in time for lunch.
31. What do you buy at the movies? Erh, how bout the movie tickets?
32. Do you wear your seatbelt? ... The law requires that I answer yes.
33. What do you wear to sleep? Pyjamas! Usually my oversized Calvin & Hobbes T-shirt and long baggy pants.
34. Anything big ever happen in your town? You have no idea.
35. Do you like your hair straight or curly? I like my hair attached firmly to my head, that's all I ask. AND NO MORE SUPER SHORT HAIRCUTS PLEASE!
36. Is your lip pierced? Yeah, I really want to pierce my lip with something so that it'll get in the way whenever I eat and potentially get infected and end up having to saw the lower half of my face off before I die from it. Totally...
37. Do you like funny or serious people better? Funny people who are serious at all the right times and funny all the time :)
38. Do you like the rain? I adore thunderstorms and don't mind getting caught in them as long as I'm not carrying anything un-waterproof.
39. Ocean or pool? Ocean! Unless the water is like what we have in Singapore where you can't see anything beyond your fingers, eee.
40. What's your favourite drink? Coffee Bean's ice-blended mocha with copious amounts of whipped cream and chocolate powder on top :)
41. Do you need a bf/gf to be happy? Nope, but if I had a Dexter, I'd be very VERY happy, haha! :D
42. Do you like pink? I like salmon pink but that's the furthest I go.
And to end off my last entry until the Promos finish, here is a very profound conversation I had with Clari over MSN:
-OI! says:
you should make friends with tim han
-OI! says:
since both of you got self-haircut disasters hahaha
(10:19) says:
OMG!!!!!! ARE YOU SAYING MINE IS A DISASTER????
-OI! says:
and both of you don't like opening umbrellas indoors
-OI! says:
you were whining about it what!
(10:19) says:
YEA!!!! you cant open umbrellas indoors
(10:19) says:
ARE YOU MAD
-OI! says:
i totally open umbrellas indoors
(10:19) says:
that is why you brought me so much bad luck
(10:19) says:
i bet cos of all those times you opened the umbrellas...
-OI! says:
i bring you good chi too ok!
(10:19) says:
you were rewarded with CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED!!!
-OI! says:
EH WHAT THE
(10:19) says:
and for the times i was with you...
(10:19) says:
censored
(10:19) says:
:(
(10:19) says:
SEE LA
(10:19) says:
TURN OVER A NEW LEAF!
-OI! says:
and you were rewarded with, "EH GURBANI!!!"
(10:19) says:
or as tim koh says
(10:19) says:
'i have turned into a new leaf'
(10:19) says:
HAHAHA
-OI! says:
if you turn over a new leaf
(10:19) says:
oh he doesnt eh gurbani anymore!
-OI! says:
and then say you're turning over a new leaf again
(10:19) says:
he gives me a condescending look
-OI! says:
would you be turning back over to the old leaf?
(10:19) says:
oh.
(10:19) says:
i guess turning into might be more accurate
-OI! says:
yeah...
(10:19) says:
how profound
-OI! says:
i concur
(10:19) says:
i feel compelled to smoke a pipe now with a contemplative look on my face
-OI! says:
you'd need a beard to go with it
-OI! says:
a dignified beard
-OI! says:
or a sean connery look
(10:19) says:
ah, a girl with a beard
(10:19) says:
we are so complex we now transcend the boundaries of defined sex
(10:19) says:
hermaphrodite Xtreme!
-OI! says:
indeed, indeed
-OI! says:
*sagely nods*
(10:19) says:
hahaha
(10:19) says:
im going to bed now
(10:19) says:
bye umbrella woman
... ELLA ELLA ELLA EHH EHH EHH! XD
feimao at 10:11 p.m.