2007-10-16
Attack of the Funny Clari Chat Logs from the Scary Past!
So it is official: I've sold my soul to drama for the next two months (if you're reading this and haven't already been poached, BUY ARABIAN NIGHTS TICKETS FROM ME OK? OK? OK!), and my creative writing juices belong to Nanowrimo (30 days in November to write a 50,000 word novella), AND my creative designing juices belong to Spectra (webcomic people please do your jobs, don't make me bring out my cat o' nine tails prematurely, i haven't even cleaned off the chunks on it from the last time i used it). Ah well. At least they're fun stuff, but I'll also have to do PW =_= And revise my school stuff too cos even though we haven't gotten our promos results back, I know I'm quite screwed so... thick thick notes, here I come! AGAIN! ... D8
I was looking through some of the old chat logs I saved last time cos they were too funny to not save and boy, Clari, we sure do have a lot, hahaha. Behold! Good times :D
Funny Clari Chat Log Number 1!
clari says:
hahaha
clari says:
today i laughed alot at a guy in my class
clari says:
hes very skinny
clari says:
so during PW he was like I WANT TO EAT every 5 seconds
clari says:
then 5 mins before PW ended (cos the teacher didnt come) he rushed out, crying FOOD FOOD
clari says:
then another guy stopped him and said eh take lift lah
clari says:
then he gave a confused look and said BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD! STAIRS ARE FASTER
clari says:
HAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHA
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omgosh, that's damn funny
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i shall log that away
clari says:
HAHA
clari says:
okay
clari says:
i almost died
clari says:
then when he went down no one went to eat with him cos we all went home
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HAHA
clari says:
so he gave a sad look for about one second then said
clari says:
NEVER MIND LA! FOOD!
clari says:
then went off
clari says:
hahahah
Funny Clari Chat Log Number 2!
impassive, impressive says:
):
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wassarp?
impassive, impressive says:
math test
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ohh
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i got IH tutorial
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haha
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I STRESS I STRESS!
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relak, your math is awesome, you can do it!
impassive, impressive says:
simi IH
impassive, impressive says:
eh! my teacher wrote SEE ME on my paper ok.
impassive, impressive says:
that is the beginning of the end
impassive, impressive says:
HARK !THE END IS NEAR!
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for what subject?
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no larhhhhx, won't be so bad!
impassive, impressive says:
math larz.
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YOU WILL SURVIVE!
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IH = internatonal history
impassive, impressive says:
orhz.
impassive, impressive says:
eh i die
impassive, impressive says:
i cant even do partial fractions
impassive, impressive says:
mew.
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it's ok, you'll get the hang of it
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i have faith in your superior math skills!
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i don't even know how to use the stupid GC lah
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all i can do now is type silly notes with the alphabet keys
impassive, impressive says:
HAHA
impassive, impressive says:
mine has games.
impassive, impressive says:
i like to play'block dude'
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LOL
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you're like eugene OMG
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he was playing during physics
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and then his teacher suddenly went
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"THIS GUY IS VERY WISE!"
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and he was like, "oh shit, kena caught."
impassive, impressive says:
har?
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but then the teacher went on to say, "HE'S USING THE GC TO PLOT THE GRAPH! VERY WISE!"
impassive, impressive says:
oh
impassive, impressive says:
HAHA
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haha, his teacher is weird
impassive, impressive says:
totally.
impassive, impressive says:
ask eugene how to get past level 3
impassive, impressive says:
haha
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lol, he got up to level 6 i think
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now he's trying to beat it
impassive, impressive says:
oh
impassive, impressive says:
ask him for help! i was so grumbly during maths lect cos i kept dying
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lol
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sure
impassive, impressive says:
EE BIG ASS MOSQUITO IN FRONT OF FACE
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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omg you just made me choke on my slice of apple
impassive, impressive says:
it bit my eyebrow
impassive, impressive says:
i emo
impassive, impressive says:
i couldnt kill it cos i wouldve slapped myself
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hahaha, put MOPIKO!
Funny Clari Chat Log Number 3!
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
DONE WITH GP
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
WOOT
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
haha yay
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
what GP is that?
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
essay
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
i dread them essays
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
aaah
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
they suck
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
we had to write a timed one on education in class last time
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
ya im doing education
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
what question?
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
education can solve all problems
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
YEAH RIGHT
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
education being one of the problems
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
hahaha
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
ya i totally disagreed
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
haha i said
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
GO YOU
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
STUDENTS COMMIT SUICIDE!
STUDENTS KILL OTHER STUDENTS!
GRADUATES CANNOT GET JOBS AND WORK AT MCDONALDS!
cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii says:
haha
it's the little things in life that make me happy says:
lol
Funny Clari Chat Log Number 4!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
i really needed to whine after chem
black horse and the cherry tree says:
but you were nowhere to be found!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
how was chem for you?
i like killing things says:
i don't take any chem -_-
i like killing things says:
i don't take any sciences at all! haha
i like killing things says:
o what a bright bright future i have, it shineth like... whatever
black horse and the cherry tree says:
hahaha
black horse and the cherry tree says:
eh! i thought you took h1 chem
black horse and the cherry tree says:
damn
black horse and the cherry tree says:
ok what DO you take
black horse and the cherry tree says:
lit, hist, art and?
black horse and the cherry tree says:
math h1?
i like killing things says:
yup
black horse and the cherry tree says:
ah! see. i am smart
black horse and the cherry tree says:
:D
i like killing things says:
haha, yes, ok
black horse and the cherry tree says:
you take art h2?
i like killing things says:
yeah
black horse and the cherry tree says:
alamak
i like killing things says:
what, why?
black horse and the cherry tree says:
one day when i go to school
black horse and the cherry tree says:
one of those emo emo emo works is going to be yours!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
haha
i like killing things says:
my works are not emo!
i like killing things says:
i have a very nice weird pastel piece of my inside-out umbrella
i like killing things says:
and er, er...
i like killing things says:
a plank which i painted timepieces on
i like killing things says:
so not emo!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
hahahah
black horse and the cherry tree says:
okay then
black horse and the cherry tree says:
i was feeling SO emo today
black horse and the cherry tree says:
then tim started singing 'welcome to my life' again
black horse and the cherry tree says:
i wanted to box him
black horse and the cherry tree says:
haha
i like killing things says:
lol
i like killing things says:
i was feeling
i like killing things says:
kind of emo
i like killing things says:
then i went to mg and stomped a snail to death in the field
i like killing things says:
and i got better : )
black horse and the cherry tree says:
HAHA
black horse and the cherry tree says:
oh man! you evil thing
black horse and the cherry tree says:
why mg?
i like killing things says:
erh, my sis had golf cca so i just went down to rah-rah her while simultaneously mugging for history, haha
black horse and the cherry tree says:
golf? haha! so cute
i like killing things says:
the golf clubs aren't fun to play with at all!
i like killing things says:
they're like
i like killing things says:
all... SMALL. and PLASTIC.
i like killing things says:
you couldn't even smash a window with one!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
er... why would you want to
black horse and the cherry tree says:
hahaha
black horse and the cherry tree says:
do you have any daughtry/michael buble/casting crowns songs
i like killing things says:
nope, i only listen to weird stuff remember!
i like killing things says:
aren't you the one who's always asking me what era im living in?
i like killing things says:
haha
black horse and the cherry tree says:
oh yah. hahah
black horse and the cherry tree says:
what century more like!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
noo. i want daughtry
i like killing things says:
what's daughtry??
i like killing things says:
it sounds like something old and english -_-
black horse and the cherry tree says:
er.. chris daughtry
i like killing things says:
daughtry tea
i like killing things says:
or like... the name of an old english pub
i like killing things says:
haha
black horse and the cherry tree says:
er...!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
you DO know who chris daughtry is.. right
i like killing things says:
erm, no, i don't
black horse and the cherry tree says:
OH BOY
black horse and the cherry tree says:
hhhaa
black horse and the cherry tree says:
he was in american idol
black horse and the cherry tree says:
one of the best singers ever
i like killing things says:
erh, ok, i don't watch american idol hahaha
black horse and the cherry tree says:
... eep.
black horse and the cherry tree says:
hahah
black horse and the cherry tree says:
he is so FAMOUS
i like killing things says:
evidently not famous enough that i'd know him haha
black horse and the cherry tree says:
aiyar. haha
black horse and the cherry tree says:
ok will steal the song from somewhere and force you to listen
i like killing things says:
hahaha
i like killing things says:
why is everyone making me listen to their weird songs!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
what weird songs!
grr.
black horse and the cherry tree says:
argh i need to ask a math qn but everyone online is not mathy
black horse and the cherry tree says:
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo
i like killing things says:
lol
black horse and the cherry tree says:
yay!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
my genius friend came online
black horse and the cherry tree says:
<3 geniuses
i like killing things says:
hahaha
i like killing things says:
HEY I AM A GENIUS FRIEND TOO OK
black horse and the cherry tree says:
haha yah! but youre an artsy genius!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
and i dont do arts anymore!
black horse and the cherry tree says:
haha
The End. For Now.
Hahaha, I can't take this, I'm going to sleep before I die laughing XD
feimao at 9:00 p.m.