2007-11-29
Hi Mr Policeman
Aiyo, reduced to answering SSMAHKW questions in my entry. Erh, SSMAHKW stands for Shoot, Shag, Marry And Have Kids With, by the way. Jayne and I came up with the concept of SSMAHKW over MSN when we were playing just SSM, but we realised that "marry" is just too loose a term to apply in the game. I married and then committed suicide, Jayne married and then stayed far far away from her husband/wife (i forgot who). If you think about it, you can just marry in every legal sense yet have absolutely nothing to do with the person you marry. Hence the addition of "and have kids with", so now we mean "marry" in the huge commitment sense where you actually have to get married and STAY married and RAISE KIDS with that person. Ok, this is becoming some kind of Terms & Conditions Apply thing, MOVING ON...
I would shoot Clari, shag Jayne, marry Debs, hahaha. Clari, like me, is always begging to be shot anyway cos she doesn't want the other 2 alternatives. Our logic is undeniable ok. I shag Jayne cos if we ever married, we would drive each other nuts. Jayne insists that the princess must marry the prince and I will always be the one trying to shoot them both. Or the chipmunk. (Yes, we watched Enchanted.) Therefore, I marry Debs cos we have so much in spookily common, hahaha. That being said, our house would probably have no proper furniture cos everything would be constructed out of stacks of books in different configurations. And we would have to live near a Subway, haha. (debs, i have no idea about the fizzy drink, we should stop by ac barker sometime just to buy it from the vending machine, hahaha.)
Oh yeah, just to announce. My life is badly in need of spicing up, so to spice my life up, I have decided to measure the year of 2008 from Christmas to Christmas. That means the year of 2008 will officially begin (for me) on Christmas Day this year, and will officially end (for me) on Christmas Day next year. I will also not be giving Christmas presents to anyone this year, I'm making Christmas resolutions instead. Before you beat the shit out of me, I AM giving out Happy New Year presents next year when we all get back to school. I explained this to Jayne and she thinks it actually makes more sense than the usual practice so she's going to join me in making Christmas resolutions and giving out New Year presents, haha. We come up with too many of these things man... There's still the Walk Around CBD In Pyjamas And Give Out Free Hotel Slippers Movement! I honestly would love to do that, except we'd definitely get arrested. How do you apply for a permit for this kind of thing? "Hi Mr Policeman, we're here to apply for a permit to walk around the CBD in pyjamas and give out free hotel slippers, just for fun, you know." ... Yeah, we'd get arrested. Damn.
I am not sure how I intend to continue measuring years after Christmas 2008, but I'll blow up that bridge when I come to it.
feimao at 9:28 p.m.