2008-04-22
Because everything is so "Woman on Bicycle"
I love randomly sifting through past MSN conversation chatlogs, they make for wonderfully uplifting stuff.
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
aaah gpeee
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
geee-peee
amber says:
gee, pee!!
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
yes, my AQ wan dan liao
amber says:
wo de ye shi
amber says:
wo de GP hen cha
amber says:
wo na dao D
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
wo ye na dao D
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
ni shi wo de hao peng you
amber says:
wo suck
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
wo xi de hen can
amber says:
hahahahahhahahahaah
amber says:
xi
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
hahahahahahhaa
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
wo men ke yi qu zuo MRC liao
amber says:
jiu shi lor!
amber says:
wo men de hua yu shi fen BANG!
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
za men qu geng tian-r!
amber says:
ok i dunno that one
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
hahaha it's "let us go plow the fields!"
+ amanda hey there khalilah, what's it like in baghdad city says:
za men is chao cheena way of saying wo men
amber says:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
And if the computer is not within easy access, The Quotable Book of Quotes always has something to say.
"Rule no. 1 of homieness: never unhome your homie." - Clari, ever the fountain of profound wisdom.
"Malaria or gonorrhea!?" - Dharshini, clarifying her queries on the nature of our SA malaria pills.
"WHERE IS THAT FATTY??" - De Wei, frustrated at his inability to track down the whereabouts of Kester.
"JOY TO THE WORLD
THE SLUT HAS COME
LET EARTH RECEIVE DA MAN" - Deb Theseira, ever the poet even in the throes of her mansluttage passions.
"HENGAHLAOSAI!!" - Amelia, expressing her explosive relief that she will be in school to catch the GP video sessions.
"Madam! Dao... is The Way." - Kester, enlightening our PAE GP teacher on what it truly means to be "dao".
"Eh you know there's a sale on level two! There are so many things here! Woww!" - Char, your skills of observation never cease to amaze.
"Erh, can I choose a guy from school? I want to marry Cephas, then I can inherit the school and take over ACJC!" - Wan Pin, in response to being asked the question "If you have to marry a guy in drama, who would you choose?" during Arabian Nights backstage crew.
"I wish eye candy would just fall from the sky!" - June, dare to dream.
"You have... adventurous tendencies. Let out your inner pervert!" - NO, Vivien, I AM NOT TAKING YOUR ADIVCE.
"I put the chic in psychic." - Jayne, you don't bluff, we all know your shameless secret to your psychicness, you fraud, hahaha.
"I just threw a slice of bread out the window just to see it fly." - Debs, who will one day find an entire bakery's worth of bread in the forest outside her window.
"You need to get a life. Ok! We're going out today! Let's go buy you a life!" - Rachel, I not enough money to buy a life leh.
feimao at 8:53 p.m.