2009-01-20
Oh Lord, heal this bike.
Things I Have Learnt About Myself
I am quite ruthless at burning bridges.
I want to shoot a lot of people.
My threshold for dizziness is tragically low.
I am quite likely bipolar/obsessive-compulsive/dissocial/psychotic/all of the above.
My aura of hatred and menace tends to assert itself more strongly on Sundays.
I really like boxes.
I can convince strangers that I am an affable, approachable person (but friends know better, ja).
Whenever I am too lazy to type proper entries for my blog, I make lists.
I get very excited whenever I find money in the washing machine while doing laundry.
I am quite good at psyching people when I want to but can never put that gift to good righteous use by working for the suicide hotline because I will end up saying things like, "GERONIMOOO."
I rather enjoy being grouchy.
I love pandas solely for the reason that they look so fat and cuddly and yet are simultaneously capable of viciously mauling people. TRUE MASTERS OF DECEPTION, PANDAS.
A lot of my profound thinking is done in the toilet.
I am psychologically incapable of sounding deep and introspective on my blog.
When I get tired of making a list, I move on to making another one.
Things I Should Be Shot For Saying
On the infamous post-prom bouncer screw-up story
"This just proves that bouncers should not jump to conclusions."
During a discussion on the nature of the appendix
Someone: (asks about the appendix)
Me: It's at your colon area.
Meranda: It's shaped like a comma. The appendix is like a comma where there should actually be a full-stop.
Me: No no! The appendix is (dramatic pause) A SEMI-COLON, HAHAHAHAHA!!
On giving death glares
"Giving death glares not as easy as it looks."
During an MSN conversation with Clari about employment
nature boy says:
i shamelessly confront life.
nature boy says:
eh life ;););) you hirin'?
WORLD, EAT MY DUST! says:
haha you siao ah
WORLD, EAT MY DUST! says:
WANT TO WORK FOR LIFE
nature boy says:
HAHAHAH
nature boy says:
we're so witty
nature boy says:
i could hug me!
feimao at 8:28 p.m.